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WE GOT FED UP OF THE USUAL BLOGGING RUBBISH. IS ANYONE OR ANYTHING REAL ON THESE SITES? SHOULD WE ONLY BE INTERESTED IN GREEN JUICE, BEING THIN AND MAKEUP? DO WE HAVE TO READ THIS SHITE ALL. THE. TIME.

WHY ARE WE HERE?

WHAT IS THE YOUGE ABOUT?

WE WERE BORN WITH THE AIM OF DOING, SAYING AND CELEBRATING ANYTHING, AND ANYONE, BUT THE USUAL. AN ESCAPE FROM THE MUNDANE. GIVING YOU STUFF TO READ THAT IS RELEVANT TO READ, NON GREEN JUICED, NON GLAMOROUS LIVES.

HOW CAN YOU TAKE PART?

WELL, JUST GET IN TOUCH...

WE ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE FOR US. SO IF YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT MUNDANE, HAVE LOTS TO SAY, ARE NOT PERFECT AND PRISTINE AND WILL MAKE US FEEL BAD, GET IN TOUCH. EMAIL: HELLO@THEYOUGE.COM

THINGS WE'VE WRITTEN WHICH YOU SHOULD READ... OR NOT. NO BIGGY.

Disclaimer: 50% of our content was deemed "utter bollocks"

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Everyone says you should date someone who has the same hobbies as you;  but truth be told, men in onesies freak me the hell out, and I have yet to find a man who lists “memorising celebrity baby names” as his main hobby.   So, how...
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